Kickstart Your Funeral Home Marketing With ... The Most Incredible FREE Gift Ever!
Here's what you'll get for FREE to help kickstart (or revamp) your marketing
Custom Glass Review Plaque
New Forever-Free Website OR Website Optimizations
10 Custom Blogs
Google Page Build Out & Optimization
17-Point Marketing Audit & Analysis
10 Custom Facebook Posts
$500 Credit to Google Ads
100 Custom Postcards With Your FH's Name & Photo
Custom Review Plaque
($50 Value)
Gather more 5 star reviews by placing your custom review plaque in your funeral home making it easy for families to scan the QR code and leave you a positive review on Google.
New Website Or Website Optimizations
($195 One-time Or $95+ / Month Value)
Don’t love your website? We’ll build you a brand new one and make sure that it is optimized to bring families to your funeral home. And the website will be yours for free for as long as you want it.
Love your website? If so, we’ll do an audit on its conversion optimization and search engine optimization (SEO). If you like what you see in the audit, we’ll implement it for you.
10 Custom Blogs
($295 Value)
Be regarded as an expert and be found by more families by publishing blogs online. We’ll write 10 custom blogs for your funeral home to improve your online visibility and bring more families to you.
We won’t just pull them out of a hat though. We’ll do research on your funeral home and community to identify what some of the most impactful blogs and content will be.
Google Business Profile Optimization
($995 Value)
Your Google Business Profile (your Google page) plays a HUGE role in how well your funeral home shows up on Google. We’ve found that 90%+ of funeral homes have not properly built out and optimized their Google Business Profile - after working on your page, that won’t be the case for you.
First, we’ll do a full audit on your Google Business Profile and create an action plan. Second, we’ll implement that plan, fully building out and optimizing your page. Third, we’ll create a plan for steps to be taken on a recurring basis to ensure that your Google Business Profile remains optimized and your funeral home ranks well on Google.
17-Point Marketing Analysis
($295 Value)
We’ll run a 17-point audit and analysis of your funeral home and community to identify the easiest ways for your funeral home to capture more market share.
10 Custom Facebook Posts
($95 Value)
Engage with past and future families on social media to stay top of mind!
We’ll create and post 10 Facebook & Instagram posts for your funeral home so you can show up in front of the families of your community.
$500 Credit To Google Ads
($500 Value)
If you want to reach families online at the exact time that they need your services, we’ll set you up with a $500 credit that you can use toward Google ads.
Google is the #1 place that people turn to to find a funeral home (besides referrals and personal experiences), so being visible on Google is just about as important as drinking water every day.
100 Custom Postcards
($100 Value)
Keep in touch with your families and stay top of mind by sending them classy postcards with your funeral home’s name and photo on it - or hand them one on the way out after an arrangement so they can have your contact information front and center.
We’ll create several different designs of the postcards and email them to you to choose from. Then we’ll create and send 100 of them to your funeral home.
When You Claim Your Free Gift Today, You Get ALL Of This ...
Custom Glass Review Plaque ......................................................................................($50 Value)
New Forever-Free Website OR Website Optimizations...........................................($195+ Value)
10 Custom Blogs.........................................................................................................($295 Value)
Google Page Build Out & Optimization......................................................................($995 Value)
17-Point Marketing Audit & Analysis...........................................................................($295 Value)
10 Custom Facebook Posts..........................................................................................($95 Value)
$500 Credit to Google Ads.......................................................................................($500 Value)
100 Custom Postcards With Your FH's Name & Photo...............................................($100 Value)
Total Value: $2,525
When You Claim Your Free Gift Today, You Get ALL Of This ...
Custom Glass Review Plaque
($50 Value)
New Forever-Free Website OR Website Optimizations
($195+ Value)
10 Custom Blogs
($295 Value)
Google Page Build Out & Optimization
($995 Value)
17-Point Marketing Audit & Analysis
($295 Value)
10 Custom Facebook Posts
($95 Value)
$500 Credit to Google Ads
($500 Value)
100 Custom Postcards With Your FH's Name & Photo
($100 Value)
Total Value: $2,525
Claim It Today For $0.00
So, What's The Catch..?
There is no catch! Just kidding - that is obviously not true. There are 2 catches.
Catch #1
We eventually want you to become one of our loyal clients who pays us to create and manage their marketing. This gift is our version of a Costco sample - giving you a taste of what we can provide with the hopes that you fall in love with it and want to buy the whole package. Like a Costco sample, this gift we are offering is 100% free!
Catch #2
Because this gift costs us hundreds of dollars and over 10+ hours of work to deliver, not everyone qualifies for the gift. Here are the requirements:
You are the owner / president of a funeral home (or the person who makes the final decisions when it comes to marketing)
Like we said, this is our version of a Costco sample with the hopes of eventually turning you into a loyal client. But in order for us to become your most favorite thing since sliced bread so that you want to work with us - we need to be able to “WOW” the owner / president / person in charge of marketing. If you are not that person, but can connect us with them so we can knock their socks off, then you still qualify for the free gift!
Your funeral home does more than 50 calls per year OR you are willing to invest in marketing
If your funeral home does less than 50 calls per year, you may not qualify for the entire gift, but will likely still qualify for most of it. Apply and we can jump on a call to see what we can offer you for free.
Have Stranger Danger?
Want to get to know us before you claim your "Most Incredible Free Gift Ever"?
Feel free to schedule a Zoom call with a real human to get to know us.
Or check out what your fellow funeral home owners say about us below...
Get To Know Us
See what funeral home owners are saying about us
Bare With Us While We Toot Our Own Horn
Real, tangible results for your funeral home are what we care about. Here are some of our recent results.
Our stats:
75+
Funeral Homes
10K+
Qualified Leads Generated
2,000+
Cases Generated
95%+
Retention Rate
This Isn't Our First Rodeo...
10K+
1,000+
Qualified Leads Generated
Additional Cases Generated
95%+
50+
Retention Rate
Funeral Homes
Back To Hearing What Others Are Saying
Click the play button on each video to hear what these funeral home owners have to say
Mr. Warden
Funerals by T.S. Warden and Just Cremation
Kilon Rhoden
Lakeside Funeral Home & Cremation Care
Bart Williams
Canton Funeral Home At Madison Memorial Park
Arthur Demeros
Demeros Funeral and Cremation Services
Some Reasons Why Funeral Homes Love Us
Results-Based Guarantee
If we don’t deliver, you get your money back.
Immediate Results
Experience Real results within the first 60 days!
No Contracts
Cancel anytime. No Commitments
These are some reasons why our clients love us - but you don't even need to commit right now, you can just claim your free gift.
Clear Return on Investment
Differentiate which calls came from us vs. ones you would get anyway
Competitor Exclusivity
We only work with one funeral home in each area
Clear Pricing
No hidden fees or markups
Some Of The Reasons
Funeral Homes Love Us
These are a few reasons why funeral homes love us. But all you need to do is try out the incredible gift for FREE.
Results-Based Guarantee
Clear Return on Investment
If we don't deliver, you get your money back
Differentiate which calls came from us vs. ones you would get anyway
Competitor Exclusivity
Immediate Results
We only work with one funeral home in each area
Experience real results within the first 60 days!
Clear Pricing
No Contracts
No hidden fees or markups on your ad spend
Cancel anytime. No Commitments.
Our FREE Gift Even Comes With 2 Guarantees!
Yeah, I know, it's kind of ridiculous to have a guarantee on a free gift. The only thing that's more ridiculous is not claiming the gift.
Guarantee #1: No Annoyance Guarantee
Since this gift is literally FREE, the only thing that can be bad for you is if your email inbox starts blowing up with annoying automated messages.
We won't do that, and here's why.
This gift costs us hundreds or dollars and 10's of hours of work. If you don't want it and are not responsive, we won't spend our resources on you. We're not going to waste our time or your time with automated email campaigns trying to chase you down.
Like we said earlier, we are giving this gift away for free with the hopes that you will fall in love with our services and want to become a client. Bombarding your inbox won't get us closer to that goal.
Guarantee #2: 30-Day Money Back Guarantee
This gift isn't just a bunch of random stuff. It's full of services and tools that will improve your funeral home's marketing and market share!
If it doesn't, we'll give you all your money back - no questions asked!
(No, there are no hidden fees or charges. This guarantee is just a joke since the gift is literally FREE)
If You've Made It This Far Without Claiming Your FREE Gift ... Then You Must Be Thinking,
"Is This REALLY Worth The Effort Of Signing Up?"
Listen, we're not just offering a free PDF guide or a regular "Marketing Audit" (A.K.A Sales Call). You will get legitimate value out of this free gift!
As we mentioned, our goal is to WOW you so much that after receiving our free gift you want to work with us long term. That means that we are going to lead with our best foot forward and give you an incredible experience with this gift. If at the end you want to work with us - great! If not, no worries at all (we won't pressure you) - you will get to keep the products and services that we delivered to you with no strings attached.
You Will Get ALL Of This For FREE When You Sign Up Today!
Custom Glass Review Plaque ......................................................................................($50 Value)
New Forever-Free Website OR Website Optimizations...........................................($195+ Value)
10 Custom Blogs.........................................................................................................($295 Value)
Google Page Build Out & Optimization......................................................................($995 Value)
17-Point Marketing Audit & Analysis...........................................................................($295 Value)
10 Custom Facebook Posts..........................................................................................($95 Value)
$500 Credit to Google Ads.......................................................................................($500 Value)
100 Custom Postcards With Your FH's Name & Photo...............................................($100 Value)
Total Value: $2,525
Claim It Today For $0.00
If You've Made It This Far Without Claiming Your FREE Gift ... Then You Must Be Thinking,
"Is This REALLY Worth The Effort Of Signing Up?"
Listen, we're not just offering a free PDF guide or a regular "Marketing Audit" (A.K.A Sales Call). You will get legitimate value out of this free gift!
As we mentioned, our goal is to WOW you so much that after receiving our free gift you want to work with us long term. That means that we are going to lead with our best foot forward and give you an incredible experience with this gift. If at the end you want to work with us - great! If not, no worries at all (we won't pressure you) - you will get to keep the products and services that we delivered to you with no strings attached.
You Will Get ALL Of This For FREE When You Sign Up Today!
Custom Glass Review Plaque
($50 Value)
New Forever-Free Website OR Website Optimizations
($195+ Value)
10 Custom Blogs
($295 Value)
Google Page Build Out & Optimization
($995 Value)
17-Point Marketing Audit & Analysis.
($295 Value)
10 Custom Facebook Posts
($95 Value)
$500 Credit to Google Ads
($500 Value)
100 Custom Postcards With Your FH's Name & Photo
($100 Value)
Total Value: $2,525
Claim It Today For $0.00
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